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Wealthy Demotivational Poster


REALITY -


TAGS: beautiful smart wealthy loving mariand
Rating: 4.47/5

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mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

:)
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
EXCELLENT… 5 FIVE MGM LIONS
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm
5L


CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: does not apply to the famous or ridiculously wealthy
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:56 pm
Very. 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:46 am
Excellent Haar! 5L


a rare look -




ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.


TAGS: rich wealthy jerk fail owned punk
Rating: 3/5

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RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.


SCIENCE FAIRS - Awarding scholarships to wealthy kids that don't need them since 1950.


TAGS: science fair wealthy scholarship
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - July 29, 2011, 5:28 pm
hahaha true
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:03 am
The dude on the right looks like the Count puppet from Sesame Street


Life Lessons -


TAGS: wealthy poor winner loser quote
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:36 am
Yes it is...thanks ugs!
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:06 pm
To the point (ouch).


unrealistic -




unheard sentences -




GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black


TAGS: goldman sachs banks wealthy rich
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
I believe it's either grim his stand-up bit "In God We Rust" or "Stark Raving Black." Both are hilarious as hell, and very poignant.
falloutghoul - April 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
Hehehe, Lewis Black. Where is that quote from?


A Matter of Time -




death -


TAGS: money wealthy cannot resurrect dead
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 11:18 pm
Same like every one of us including myself; buried in Potter's Field underneath an unmarked tomb. Just life Wolfgang Mozart.
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:37 pm
well i'm b***ass poor...where does that leave me huh crotchety...give ya 5l if you can help a poor gal out teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:25 pm
That's true, very true. Without lack of trying, yet failing miserably, lol. I never understood the whole "downloading themself" thing. Their consciousness is not present. So... their original self is no longer present.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 4:15 am

I wonder what OS
steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:20 am
Not with a lack of trying. With Cryogenics and even one billionaire proposing downloading himself into a computer, the rich are trying to buy their way out of death.


The Wealthy - exempt from everything -




flabbergasted -


TAGS: rachel nichols mole eye wealthy
Rating: 4/5

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Silverheart - October 13, 2014, 11:10 am

It's worth mentioning that in season 2 of that show, the mole is nowhere to be found. Making her almost too beautiful.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 20, 2014, 1:44 pm
Nice. Hahaha.
TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2014, 10:21 am
#159292


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